Accept you ever played "what's grosser than gross?" a childhood game where people try to outdo themselves in grotesque scenarios until one person gives upwardly? Let'south play it now with the horrifying cognition that somewhere, somehow, people may have really washed the shit I'm nearly to tell you. Sometimes with literal shit involved. Often with literal shit involved.

Urban Dictionary, the trusted online compendium for all of those gross terms and phrases yous don't know in Cards Against Humanity, is made upwards of about 99 percent disgusting sexual acts and I've done the dirty work for y'all, tirelessly combing through definition after awkwardly worded definition to bring you this list of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest and flat-out Oedipus-sticking-pins-in-his-eyeballs sexual practice acts I could detect. Because I care virtually you.

Earlier nosotros embark on this carefully curated collection of def.south and GIFs together, I'd like to remind you that some of these acts may non be safe for you to effort at habitation. And some, while worthy of a place in the register of UD, may never have been tried with humans earlier. Ane hopes.

The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary

The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."

Apply it in a judgement: I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-One-half Meninstead. Considering Mixology was canceled.

Grossness rating: iii/v poops.

The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary

The Panamanian Petting Zoo: "When i force 1's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the basics and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them similar a goat or other typical petting zoo creature. " (Tin exist combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)

Utilise it in a sentence: I had the biggest daze of my life when Jason asked if I'd like to go to the Panamanian Petting Zoo with him. Everything was fine, until I saw the corn. I don't remember eating corn? When the hell did I eat corn?

Grossness rating: 5/5 poops.

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The Alabama Hot Pocket: 1."the fine art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and perchance having sexual practice with it subsequently)"

2. "The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman'south vagina, typically followed up by a proficient ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a bottom known, but crucial boosted practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you come across, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the adult female, so dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, i will successfully Porky Piggin' the daughter… repeating, naturally, the action that would normally exist associated with screwing a pile of mud or beast trough."

3."A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a prophylactic uses a linement such every bit Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (practical merely to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (unremarkably a woman) a nasty, painful suprise."

Use it in a judgement: Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket information technology feels more like a science than an fine art. There's just no passion.

Grossness rating: v/v poops.

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The Flying Camel: "Every bit your gal is lying on her back and you lot are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. Y'all so proceed to flap your artillery and allow out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a course move."

Use information technology in a sentence: Hey, John, you should never attempt a flying camel at home because, yep, y'all tin can break your penis and insurance rates are at an all-fourth dimension high right now. Too bad we don't alive in Canada.

Grossness rating: three/five poops.

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Cold Lunch: 1. "The simple sexual deed of forcing yourself to throw upwards into another person's mouth, usually in the effect of the other person eating information technology."

2. "when a man pisses and freezes his piss into the shape of of dick. he then has the woman suck both his dick and the frozen piss popsicle at the aforementioned time until she eventually winds upward with a mouth total of piss slush and cum." [ I recognize that Urban Dictionary'due south definitions tend to be very hetero-oriented, but this is definitely something that we had in the gay pornography department of the video store I worked at. There were two variations on this theme: In the first, someone would enjoy a piss popsicle while beingness urinated on in a communal setting. In the second, the act would be about the aforementioned, except the piss popsicle would be a cum popsicle and it would be inserted into all orifices and used as lubricant; urine was not involved. This is chosen a Devil's Dick] [Fun fact I simply remembered: The warehouse where my boss would become to purchase the pornography also doubled as a repository for religious items (Information technology was split in half). I was never immune to go the warehouse (perchance my dominate (rightly) idea I would become into some kind of gay sex activity frenzy?) and he was always too shy to ask for item titles or genres, and so I would poll customers on what kind of DVDs they wanted and then would write detailed notes to the warehouse staff. They would include such lines as "our customers would capeesh a selection of videos featuring men absent-minded of traditional god looks" and "one of our customers has asked whether you lot have anything that features both fisting and a compelling story line."] [I more fun fact: Nosotros got complimentary rentals and my boss honestly thought I would have the entire box of new gay releases home on the day he brought it in and examination all videos for "quality control" purposes. However, even at 23 I did non possess the necessary stamina or enthusiasm to savor over twenty hot new releases in i weekend.]

3. " To be deepthroated and so hard you regurgitate on your partners penis and continue sucking."

iv. "The act of vomiting directly onto some chick'southward head while she's performing fellatio." [ I want to imagine this is a consensual act, merely it as well features vomit and then I don't desire to imagine information technology at all.]

Utilize it in a sentence: No. Vomit is the most disgusting of bodily fluids (to me) and I refuse to sit here and come up with a valid sentence for the purposes of illustrating the Common cold Lunch unless there is a meaning pay heighten in my near future. Thank you.

Grossness rating: 7/v poops. (Because vomit.)

The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary

Charizarding: "When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your artillery and say 'You don't take accept enough badges to train me.'" [This is a new take on an old favorite, The FlamingAmazon.]

Use information technology in a sentence: I want to evolve into a sexual Charmeleon, simply I faint every time I Charizard.

Grossness rating: i/5 Poops. (While agreeable, this act is highly improbable. Start, you would need to guarantee that you were able to produce plenty semen to put out a small burn down and, second, you lot would need to take excellent hand-heart coordination to consummate all the steps. No one is actually doing this. No one. Trust me.)

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Kennebunkport Surprise: "Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to most bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina." [This could plainly be done by partners of any gender combination. However, I was unable to discover whatever evidence that fifty-fifty one person had ever done this, although googling the term did lead me to some delightful vacation spots in Maine. The surprise is that many fine hotels are actually very reasonably priced, assuasive you lot to enjoy both fine lodgings and all of the art, civilisation and beautiful scenery that Maine is known for.]

Use information technology in a sentence: Brad and I wanted to do something different final fri, so nosotros tried the Kennebunkport Surprise. Phone call me a prude, simply I think mollusk chowder tastes much better in a bowl made out of delicious sourdough breadstuff. It's a bowl. Made out of breadstuff. What a time to be alive!

Grossness rating: 5/5 poops.

The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary

The Landshark: "The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, easily against the wall, legs spread, bent over and then that her donkey is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked also every bit strong cocked, walks to the opposite cease of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead foursquare in the ass." [Again, this could be done by partners of whatever gender combination, but patently Urban Dictionary has not yet heard of strap-ons; Every bit a gay homo, I also think (and this is just my opinion) that this is something gay couples are more likely to do than straight couples because dudes are gross and also sometimes we practice hilarious shit in bed. But yous know, anybody is gross, so actually any couple is equally likely to do this.]

Use information technology in a sentence: My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed past John Williams. Sometimes, I similar to have the other person beginning a few rooms away and so I tin hear the entire thing earlier engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles.

Grossness rating: 2/five poops. (Mainly because it is more than dangerous than gross? Totally believe that people have done this; will admit would accept tried if I knew most this like when I was 18.)

The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary

Ballcuzi: "Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a daughter put a straw into the bowl and accident bubbles under your assurance. Safety ducky is optional of class."

Use information technology in a judgement: Their hot tub was broken, so Lee and Jordan took turns in the ballcuzi.

Grossness rating: ii/5 poops. (Doable, just a piffling uninspired.)

Please note that while the first nine of these sex tips were rated on a calibration of one to five poops for grossness, this last human activity, presented in but a few short sentences is probably the nigh disgusting affair you lot will read today. Maybe this week. Aye, it's even grosser than rosebud. I have an iron tummy for this stuff at this bespeak and even I dry heaved a little. Please believe me when I say that in that location is probable nada grosser than what you are about to read. And I'k not going to utilise it in a judgement. Okay? Okay.

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Munging: "The one matter worse than genocide. 1 must offset have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or adult female. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who volition aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's tum. Thus forcing out a alloy of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This alloy is chosen mung. The human activity of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this 1."

Grossness rating: 173/v poops. (Merely at to the lowest degree no i'due south actually doing this, right? Correct?) (I'll see myself out.)

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